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QuestionSomeone just sent your ganster knitting clip to about 900 people on the Yahoo group UKHandKnitters. Yes, it sounds like a sad collection of demented ladies who probably have cats, but we're not all bad. I'd like a copy of the DVD and your 'Outstanding in their Field' album but when I went to pay for them on paypal there was no postal charge. Seems a bit unfair to ask you to subsidise me just because you have an international reputation. So how much should I add to the total?

I really liked the mp3's on the site and the video is excellent. When I grow up I'm going to have "Love and "Knit" tatooed on my knuckles too.

Admiringly yours, [name withheld].
PS: Nice knees.

AnswerThanks for being so kind as to ask.  But because we Americans still have an inferiority complex where the British are concerned, we couldn't ask for any additional postage.  It will be our contribution to international relations.  (Imagine that - Americans actually giving to the world rather than taking!.........Well, ok, it's really all part of our cultural imperialism world domination plan -don't tell!)

ResponseWow - you've changed my perception of all Americans ever.  I still think badly of the Canadian in my office though.  I'll order now!

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