This page shows the complete discography of Tom and Doug, and includes downloadable song files (more added monthly).  [When possible, songs are available in both mp3 and ogg formats (oggs sound better).  Clicking the title of the songs downloads the mp3, clicking where it says "ogg" after a title downloads the ogg version. Question: What plays ogg files?  Answer: Download Winamp for free!  Also many portable music players, like the iRiver that Doug uses]

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Available now: The first two volumes of the collected Tom & Doug live and studio performances.  For more details, go to the CDs & DVDs page:

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Tom & Doug: Volume 1 - Outstanding in Their Field

The 19th Anniversary Album

Eighteen historic and new tracks - an hour of appalling music!

  1. We're Not Gonna Take it
  2. Gangsta Knitter  ogg
  3. Come Along with Me  ogg
  4. Stray Cat Strut (live)
  5. Feminist Blues Medley
  6. Tomorrow Never Knows
  7. A Toast to Champaign
  8. The Arsenal of Salvation  ogg
  9. Heavy Metal
  10. I Should Like to Live up a Tree
  11. Meet the Flintstones (live with the Kazoo Guru Orchestra)
  12. Can't Stop for a Minute  ogg 
  13. Real Dream
  14. The Bird Song  ogg
  15. I Saw Her Standing There
  16. Macho Man
  17. Go to a Party
  18. Sooner or Later  ogg

To purchase, click here 

Volume 2: Love Songs

Tom & Doug: Volume 2 - Love Songs

These Guys Know What Love Is

72 minutes of new and classic tracks!

  1. The Girl from Ipanema
  2. Force Myself to Stop
  3. These Guys Know What Love Is
  4. Love Honor Cherish
  5. Compelling
  6. Hey, Would You Buy Me Beer?
  7. Love is a Myth
  8. Here Comes My Ball & Chain
  9. To the Virgins Living in Sin
  10. Put Your Name upon the Truth
  11. Our Love Song
  12. Goofy Guy's Love Song
  13. I Want to Tell You
  14. Mucho Mucho Grand
  15. Bored, Punched, and Augered
  16. Billie Jean
  17. TLC
  18. Seizure at the Strip Club
  19. Blue Shifted

To purchase, click here 

We encourage you to share our music for free, and hopefully some of you will buy the CDs as they become available.


 The Original Cassettes (Now out of print - thankfully!)

Download these songs we'll probably never re-release at your own peril

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Last Tango in Princeton (1988)

  1. She Loves You (Lennon/McCartney)
  2. Answering Machine Message (Gentile)
  3. Don't Think Twice, It's All Right (Dylan)
  4. Goofy Guy's Love Song (Florek/Gentile)
  5. I'd Like to Take You Out Tonight (Gentile/Hezlett) ogg 
  6. How Deep is Your Love (Gibb/Gibb)
  7. A Commercial ogg
  8. Witchcraft (Leigh/Coleman)
  9. Star Trek (with apologies to Courage)
  10. Self-Betrayer (Hezlett/Gentile/Florek)
  11. Girl with the Dark Brown Eyes and the Long and Black Sub-Machine Gun (Florek/Gentile) ogg
  12. 16 Tons (Traditional)
  13. My Grandpa Told Me (Florek/Gentile)  ogg
  14. Sooner or Later (Gentile)
  15. Johnny B. Goode (Berry)

Additional Musicians: Bill Durie, Eric Schopf, Dave Meyer, Steve Rhen, John Tritt, and Cheesecake Bill on harmonica

"Those Goofy Guys" - Our Roadie Sarah

 

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Doug, Doug, Kevin, & Tom:  A Toast to Champaign (1989)

  1. My Girlfriend's Back (Feldman/Gottehrer/Goldstein)
  2. A Toast to Champaign (Florek/Gentile/Hezlett)
  3. Mother Freedom (Gates)
  4. Drum Solo (Gardner)
  5. Lonesome Tonight (Mauney)
  6. Blue Moon of Kentucky (Monroe)
  7. I've Just Seen a Face (Lennon/McCartney)
  8. Peter Gunn Theme (Mancini; Arr. Tom, Doug, & Doug)
  9. I Saw Her Standing There (Lennon/McCartney)
  10. My Wife Yaps and I listen (Kind of) (Hezlett/Gentile)
  11. Heartbreak Hotel (Axton/Durden/Presley)
  12. Make up Your Mind (Mauney)
  13. Yesterday (Mauney)
  14. Moonlight (Gentile/Hezlett)

Additional Musicians: Doug Gardner (drums/percussion), Kevin Mauney (vocals, guitars, bass on 8), Brian Dyre (sax), Gordon Logan (guitar on 3 & 14), Art Markman (keyboards on 11)

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Doug and Tom Sell You a Load of Trash (1993)

  1. Come Along with Me (Florek/Gentile)
  2. Billie Jean (Jackson)
  3. Kaufman's Rye Bread (Wile/King)
  4. Love Will Keep Us Together (Sedaka, Greenfield)
  5. Artistic Inspiration (or "The Price of Hubris")
  6. The Arsenal of Salvation (Florek/Gentile)
  7. Mucho Mucho Grand (Parker/Young)
  8. When I'm Not Near the Girl I Love (Lane)
  9. I Love Trash (Moss)
  10. Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' (Perry)

Additional Musicians: Doug Gardner, Dan Grise, Beth Bacon, Joe Bezek, Rock Vitella, Eric Schopf, Bill Durie, Sarah Hezlett

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The Adventures of Tom & Doug (1994)

  1. Force Myself to Stop (Florek)
  2. Can't Stop for a Minute (Florek/Gentile)
  3. Love, Honor, Cherish (Gentile)
  4. Put Your Name upon the Truth (Florek)
  5. I Should Like to Live up a Tree (Florek)
  6. I Want to Tell You (Beethoven/Gentile)
  7. Blue Moon (Rodgers/Hart)
  8. Answering Machine Message #2   ogg
  9. Stray Cat Strut (Setzer)
  10. Go to a Party (The Fems)
  11. Tom & Doug Live at the Martinsville Fireworks ogg
  12. Teddy Bear's Picnic (Bratton/Kennedy)  ogg
  13. Love is a Myth (Florek)
  14. Tres Borrachos (Eilfort/Florek/Gentile)
  15. Real Dream (Florek/Gentile)
  16. How Will I Know? (Gentile) ogg
  17. Meet the Flintstones (Hanna/Barbara)
  18. The Morning/The Nightmare (Florek/Gentile) ogg
  19. Heavy Metal (Anonymous/Gentile)
  20. The Bird Song (Florek)
  21. Macho Man (Morali/Belelo/Willis/Whitehead)

Additional Musicians: Fiona Williams, Dan Grise, Mike Cirelli, Preston Harrison, Joe Bezek, Yim Fai Fong, Eric Schopf, Evelyn Gentile, Joseph Gentile, Ann Kwinn, Doug Gardner, Phyllis Teitelbaum, Chris Tanner, Bill Eilfort, Scott Smallwood


Previously Unreleased Songs

Children's Songs (slated to be released on Volume 3 in 2007)

  • Eat Those Babies - One of the many so-called "children's songs" we've been working on for the past couple of years (with a cameo by the Monkey)
  • Flush Those Blues Away ogg - Another of the warped children's songs

"Serious" Songs

  • A Lifetime Jammed with Busy Little Moments - (1991) I don't recall why we wrote this.  It features a fade-in to haunting overtones, and abrupt changes in meter.  ogg
  • I Ain't Got Nobody - Tom had an old 1920s version of this song (on 78), from which he stole the approach to the melody and lyrics.  Includes Rock Vitella on drums.  ogg

Live Songs

  • Java Jive - (1995) Cute little tune made famous by the Manhattan Transfer.  ogg

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