Volume 2 - Love Songs  Available NOW! 19 New and Improved tracks describing the joy, giddiness, sorrow, and horror of love as only Tom and Doug could  Including:  The Goofy Guy's Love Song and Force Myself to Stop $15.00 (postage included) Buy it now!

  Volume 2 - Love Songs includes:

1. The Girl from Ipanema -- The classic bossa nova tune, newly translated from the Portuguese by Tom and Doug to show you the TRUTH of what happened on that beach in Brazil.
2. Force Myself to Stop -- Live at the new Riverside Cafe, Minneapolis, MN - the true story of flesh-spitting acid balls of skunk....or something like that...
3. These Guys Know What Love Is -- The title and a sexy French woman say it all to a Cuban beat!
4. Love Honor Cherish -- This is the actual song that Doug wrote for his first marriage.  That may explain why it was is first marriage 
5. Compelling -- A new jazz standard, describing the compelling feeling of love.  Note the change from 6/8 to 5/8 and back in the middle..
6. Hey, Would You Buy Me Beer? -- How foolish are men in love?  Yes, this foolish. 
7. Love is a Myth -- Don't blame it on us, if you didn't want to know. 
8. Here Comes My Ball and Chain -- A classic love song that was immensely popular in 1927, and it baffles us why. 
9. To the Virgins Living in Sin -- A modern interpretation of the classic poem by Robert Herrick. 
10. Put Your Name upon the Truth --Here we tell you the secret of love - truth is just truth (again) 
11. Our Love Song -- The flip side of love 
12. Goofy Guy's Love Song  --An honest, heartfelt love song by a guy who just doesn't have all the right words
13. I Want to Tell You --A theme and variations on love.  Doug's only collaboration with Ludwig Von Beethoven.  Doug says, "He was kind of cool to work with, but the jerk drank all my beer." 
14. Mucho Mucho Grand -- An important multicultural "torch" song, in which Tom actually sets himself on fire and the fire must be put out.  Live at Cafe Improv, Princeton, NJ. 
15. Bored, Punched, and Augured -- Sometimes our dreams don't work out like we had hoped, and all we can do is try to accept it with grace and dignity.  If you know how to do that, please let us know. 
16. Billie Jean -- A classic "love" song sung with all the sensitivity you expect from us. 
17. TLC -- This is about....well, she knows who she is... 
18. Seizure at the Strip Club -- A true story! 
19. Blue Shifted -- Nothing says love like Doppler shift physics 

Tom & Doug: Volume 1 - Outstanding in Their Field The 19th Anniversary Album   18 historic and new tracks - an hour of appalling music! $15.00 (postage included) Buy it!

Volume 1 includes:

1. We're Not Gonna Take it -- It came to us in a dream.  The great teen angst anthem of the 1980s and the Laverne and Shirley theme song, blended together in one jazzy cocktail.  Dee Snider (of Twisted Sister) used it to close his radio show for years.  No, really.
2. Gangsta Knitter -- The inevitable fusion of hip-hop and knitting cultures.  A hardcore look at the latest urban blight.
3. Come Along with Me -- When people think of fine surfing, very few recall that New Jersey offers some of the most exciting and death-defying surfing possibilities in the world.
4. Stray Cat Strut (live) -- Nothing says tapdancing like, well, James Earl Jones and Peter Lorre singing Stray Cat Strut.  Live at Good Time Charley's, July 18, 1989.
5. Feminist Blues Medley -- An important feminist blues song (Don't Treat Your Man Like a Dog), paired with a song about the ultimate feminist.
6. Tomorrow Never Knows -- With traditional African drums.
7. A Toast to Champaign -- A tribute to Champaign/Urbana, Illinois.
8. The Arsenal of Salvation -- Idea stolen from John Florek's play Religio a GoGo.  We're going straight to hell for this one, folks...
9. Heavy Metal -- A marvelous medieval English poem with amazing alliteration about the damned din those blasted blacksmiths make.
10. I Should Like to Live up a Tree -- The type of song Ringo Starr would write if Ringo wrote songs like Tom would write when trying to write like Ringo.  Recorded live over the phone.
11. Meet the Flintstones (live with the Kazoo Guru Orchestra) -- Live via satellite at Goot Time Charley's, with the 30-member Kazoo Orchestra led by the Intrepid Kazoo Guru - Phyliis Teitelbaum
12. Can't Stop for a Minute -- Our secret agent song - composed of word images.
13. Real Dream -- What the name says.
14. The Bird Song -- From our abortive rock opera.  You try to figure out the plot surrounding this gem.
15. I Saw Her Standing There -- We're big Beatles fans.  And Reggae fans.  And Calypso fans.  And Hula dance fans.  Put 'em together and whataya got?
16. Macho Man (live) -- Live at the Mystery Cafe, St. Paul, MN, 1994.  Who knew the lyrics were this bad?
17. Go to a Party -- A classic punk-rock song, performed as a smooth jazz tune.
18. Sooner or Later-- Truth is just truth.

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